I was on the subway and was standing even though there were a lot of seats. I was by the door and there was a guy reading a book facing towards me. I had glasses on in the subway (Ok enough with the laughs). He started looking at me and I don’t know what it meant. He was OK looking and I would catch him looking at me and he would look away. All the while he was scratching his crotch. I think he had some kinda allergy of rash. He started tapping it too. Every now and then he would look at me. I would look at him as I was wearing dark glasses and hoped he could not see my eyes. Then I got off and left the bulge tapping dude to tap away. Lol.
Hot Skater Dude
As I was entering the subway going down some steps, there was a dude coming up the steps. He was hot and muscular and was holding a skateboard and was carrying some other things too. I saw him looking at me as he was coming up and I looked at him too and the awesome thing was that he did not even look away. He just went on looking at me. So hot skater dude if you are reading this, please ask me out. And make sure u are persistent cos I tend to run away. Lol.
I go to a church which is very popular with tourists. As you might imagine it being in manhattan. This fine day as I was about to enter the church doors, I saw a lot of people coming out. So I decided to hold the door for them. And was very flattered as each and every one of the girls coming out were looking and checking me out. And these were some pretty long looks. Lol. Vain me. After dozens of girls came out, I went through the doors and I was about to enter a second door. A few seconds later I see a red light that comes out of a camera before a flash. Then I see a flash right at me. After a few seconds of blinking, I see a guy standing in front of me with the camera. I stared him out with my eyes . Then went in to the church. I am not sure if he was taking a photo of me or not. But dude, the camera was facing right at me. And photographer dude, if you are reading this, I want my pic back.
I was shopping at SoHo and as I was coming out of a shop I had a lot of bags in my hand. It was sunny and so I was putting on my glasses. Then I see a dude who was sitting in front of a little juice shop (New Yorkers will be familiar with this) across the street and was looking at me. For some reason I started fumbling with my shopping bags to get to my glasses. After putting them on, I looked at him from the corner of my eyes and still caught him looking at me. The I went across the street to his side and then turned right. As I was going away from him, I turned back. He had turned his head towards my direction and was still looking. Then I looked away. I was looking at the reflection on one of the shop windows and saw him stand up and walk towards a shop holding his girlfriend’s hand. All I wanna know is that when guys with girlfriends in their arms look at another guy, like this guy, and for a long time - wot does it mean? Does it mean the guy really likes the other guy and is checking him out? Or does it mean the guy is only looking cos he finds the other guy a good looking and is straight? What does it mean? Cos this has happened to me a lot. I am just curious as to what it means. That is it. So if any guy out there with a girlfriend does this - please tell me what it means.
I am not even gonna call this pervert a dude. I got on a subway and looked around for seats. It was full and suddenly I see this fat perv in his fifties shift. He was occupying a two person space and he shifted to let me sit. I went forth and sat in the given seat. As I was sitting, he asked me if the train went to a certain location and I told him it did and he asked me how long it and that too I told him. Then he started asking me where in New York I lived and stuff. And I told him, I was only here for a bit and was here to spend time with my girlfriend. Then I feel his fat legs press on to my legs. So I shift my legs and don’t make much of it as this was a subway train and people do tend to sit in their own way. Then he starts telling me I have a very good personality. And I say thanks to him and think “What for - for answering few of your questions?”. Feeling a bit weird, I lean forward and put my hand on my chin and sit that way. Then I hear the man singing. I don’t know what it was but he was singing. Then I feel something scratching the top part of my butt. Like something pointy but a dull one.
As I was sitting there, scarred mentally and getting worked up, I see a dark shadow through the window that looked into the part that I was on previously. I looked and I see someone looking back at me. I saw the fat perv standing there. I was friggin freaked out. I mean I was not scared - it was more like being freaked out. Then guess what happened next. The perv opened the doors that linked the two parts and came in. Freaked out I just close my eyes and pretend to be asleep. Then I open my eyes to see where the perv is and see him standing opposite me leaning on the train doors. He grabs his balls with his hands and grabs them. Then he smiles. I just close my eyes. Then open them again to see him still doing it. Then I close my eyes and he comes and sits between me and the hot girl. Think about it dude, there were so many seats and so many next to the hot girl and just one seat between hot girl and me and he decides to sit in between us. Then the hot girl shifts away a bit and shift towards the bars a bit. I keep my eyes closed. Then the perv starts talking again. The perv says “So how long are you here for?” I think fast and say “ A week.” Then the perv says, “ Can I have your number?”. And I stand up. Look at him and friggin shout at him in front of everyone. I shout, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? DON’T EVEN COME NEAR ME. DO YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING? DON’T EVEN COME NEAR ME. WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU DOING? DON’T COME NEAR ME AND DON’T LOOK AT ME,” then I look at the hot girl and say, “ GET AWAY FROM HIM, HE IS GOING TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT,” the hot girl makes a squirmy face and shifts away, “DON’T COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME AND DON’T LOOK AT ME - YOU HEAR? I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW”. Then I just stood there and leaned against the door. After a bit I could not stand there so went and sat on one of the empty seats. I felt relieved that I had shouted at him. I felt really good that I shouted at him in front of everyone.
The Mommy Dude